Vanity Plate. I Won. Says who? What is a worthy win? And who cheated. Living for winning is a worse plague than corona.

I WON, hollers the vanity plate. Won what. When. Was it a win by cheat. Does anyone care, since all we are told by our governing leader is that he won, so go home and eat what is dished.  Is the plate "win" by personal declaration against someone who says he didn't, and now the plate-person has the last say, and leaves the field.  More tortuous: Is it better to lose, than to win by cheating?  Does morality matter. Don't answer that.  

Vanity plate: I WON. Was it a worthy win? Was it a win by cheat? Bring in the Monitors.

• Now, here's a cyberspace twist. Earlier today, all I wrote turned to Russian.  What the?Хов то бринг бачк тхе вортхј Вин.  Вхо'с хачкинг тхис со тхат ит ал ис ин Руссиан нов?  Run to a translator and find, Hov to bring bačk the vorthj Vin. Vho's hačking this so that it al is in Russian nov?
• What if I'm a little old lady in sneakers. Do I deserve this to keep me off the field? Who's skeer'd.

 What had been typed was, "How to bring back the worthy Win. Who's hacking this so that it all is in Russian now?  Cheating, hacking, exploiting, Mitch and Don Show, bringing you, live, Right of Conquest!  Applause!